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Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>海天一:</strong>希波克拉底说,对待病人最重要的是耐心耐心。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>院长:</strong>哎呀,就是专家呀,就是有气度。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>海天一:</strong>那既然这样我就先回了。我的诊室还有病人等着呢。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>院长:</strong>好了都走了。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>医生助理:</strong>海医生,还鼓掌呢,可以停了。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>海天一:</strong>这几个大嘴巴抽的我呀。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu 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&#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>海天一:</strong>病。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>文松:</strong>我就是有病了,要不然我也不能找你,你快救救我吧。</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu Sans&#39;, Tahoma, &#39;Hiragino Sans GB&#39;, 宋体;white-space: normal;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-indent: 32px"><strong>海天一:</strong>你为什么那么担心破产呢?</p><p style="padding: 0px;margin-top: 0px;margin-bottom: 0px;font-family: 微软雅黑, &#39;Microsoft Yahei&#39;, &#39;Helvetica Neue&#39;, &#39;Luxi Sans&#39;, &#39;DejaVu 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